TO- THE TOILET SEAT WETTER

LISTEN- I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS BUT I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

YOU SEE WE HAPPENED TO CROSS PATHS- AS YOU CAME OUT, I CAME IN.

I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU TO COME BACK AND CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF, BUT YOU HAD ALREADY WALKED INTO THE OFFICE AND I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE AT THAT TIME. BUT NEXT TIME WE CROSS PATHS TO AND FROM THIS RESTROOM I WILL, CAUSE SINCE I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AS SOON AS I SEE YOU COME OUT I'LL JUST ASK POLITELY BEFORE YOU GET AWAY AGAIN.

I (NO, WE ALL) ASK THAT SINCE APPARENTLY YOU WERE NOT TAUGHT AS A CHILD THAT BOYS SHOULD LIFT UP THE TOILET SEAT *white out* THEY TINKLE - WOULD YOU PLEASE BE SO CURTIOUS ENOUGH AS TO WIPE IT DOWN WHEN YOUR DONE. I DON'T THINK ANYONE ENJOYS CLEAN UP YOUR URINE.

SINCERELY,
YOUR SECRET KEEPER (FOR NOW)


"PLEASE WIPE OFF THE TOILET SEAT WHEN YOU WET IT"



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*I saw this in the handicapped bathroom at work. (There's two businesses in this building & we share a public bathroom. The regular bathrooms have 4 or 5 stalls & there's a separate handicapped bathroom across the hall (which everybody uses. I don't think I've ever seen a handicapped person use it...)

*Ask me how hard I laughed when I saw this

*It's filled with grammatical errors but you get the point. You toilet seat wetter! lol. Stop it! That's gross!