GREENERY PT. 2

I put my plant near the window to catch some sunlight & misted it. Doesn't look like the dead branches are going to get better... But guess what?! There are new baby ones that grew! Yay!!! My coworkers said that I should cut all of the dead parts of the plant off to allow room for the new ones to grow & flourish. I know nothing about plants but it sounds like a good idea. That also sounds like a good life lesson too: Cut all the dead parts off to allow room for new & better things to grow & flourish.

Hmmmmm... Think about that kids... Plant philosophies rock!

GREENERY

Before

After

At work & decided to write SOMETHING since I've abandoned my blog for so long... Again lol

Anyhoos, my boss gave me this tiny pine tree for X'mas & I forgot it at work during our 10 days vacation & it basically withered. It's still green but extremely droopy.

I'm on a mission to revive it! I love flowers, plants etc & hate to see anything go without a fight.

I've been misting it with a spray bottle & watering every so often since it said to not over water.

I'll let u know how it goes. *crosses fingers*

Hanh

SHOPLIFTERS, BABIES & CHICKEN WINGS

"MONTCALM COUNTY, Mich. – A western Michigan man helped deliver his wife's baby boy despite not knowing she was pregnant. The Grand Rapids Press reported the man called 911 early Thursday as his wife was in labor. The man told the dispatcher that he had not known his 27-year-old wife was pregnant. He said they recently quit smoking and thought her recent weight gain was related.

The couple has two children, and the mother has an additional child from a previous relationship.

Following the successful delivery, the dispatcher talked the man through post-birth procedures. The child was taken to a local hospital."

Hanh: Okkkkkkkkk. How do you not know that she was pregnant? If you gain weight it's not gonna be all in the stomach you dummy! lol! Plus it probably ain't yours if she didn't tell you about it. *sighs* I'm glad the baby is healthy though. I'll pray for you guys.


"NEWARK, Del. – Police said a 22-year-old man broke into an apartment to steal $82 worth of chicken wings and Hot Pockets. Police arrested the man on Wednesday and charged him with breaking into the apartment last month. Detectives said two people were sleeping inside their apartment about 3 a.m. on March 18 when the man broke in.

Police used video surveillance systems at the apartment complex to help identify the suspect. Police said one of the stolen frozen food items was found at his home and he was arrested. Police said he tried to enter six other apartments but the doors were locked."

Hanh: LMFAO. $82 worth of wings & Hot Pockets. hahahahahaha... How'd they know the ones that they found at his house were stolen? He obviously likes them & probably had his own.... Right..... ?

"PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. – Authorities said two Port St. Lucie women tried to steal nearly $200 worth of merchandise from a Wal-Mart but got caught because they left packets of recently developed pictures in their abandoned shopping carts.

Police said a self-checkout cashier noticed two women scan and pay for $70 worth of items Thursday, but the bagged groceries in their carts appeared worth much more. When the cashier asked to see their receipt, the women took off.

Among all the merchandise that hadn't been paid for, store officials found two packets of recently developed pictures. The cashier identified the women in the photos, and the name and phone number on the envelopes turned out to belong to one of the women.
Both women face retail theft charges."

Hanh: Don't these ppl watch "World's Dumbest Criminals" on TruTv? UGH!

SOME PEOPLE...

FORT PIERCE, Fla. – What would you do for a Klondike bar? Authorities said a man shoved an ice cream bar down his pants and then offered a Texaco station store owner $69 not to turn him in for shoplifting. The owner told police that a 65-year-old man tried to sneak the Klondike bar, along with packages of Ramen noodles and Famous Amos cookies, out of the store without paying Tuesday night.

When the store owner confronted the man as he tried the leave the store, the owner reported that the man pulled the flattened ice cream snack out of his back pocket and offered the owner $69 for it.

The owner called police, and the man was charged with retail theft and violation of probation charges. He was being held on $500 bail.

Hanh: *shakes my head* ....... So why didn't you just pay for it in the 1st place? I swear ppl are stupid! What would you rather pay? $10 or $500 plus have to go to court? *sighs*

GRADUATION & EARLY BEDTIME

So guess what time I went to bed last night? 9:30pm...

I don't think I've ever done that in.... decades? lol. But for the exceptions of sick days & whathave you. But, you know what I mean.

And guess what else? I completely skipped dinner! We came home from Borders & I was gonna cook dinner but then I made the mistake of laying down in my bed. haha. Next thing I know I wake up & it's 5 in the morning & I'm freaking dying of thirst. Went back to bed & didn't get up till 9am for work.

I must admit I do feel refresh & not sleepy at all today. Gonna make some more card samples so I can get my website going soon.

I read the status of my high school friends on Facebook today: "Getting my cap & gown for graduation." I'm so happy for them. Yay!!!!!! So glad they stuck with it & didn't drop out like I did. Hanh <--- Moped. lol. If I would've stuck it out I'd be graduating too. But guess life has different paths planned for different ppl. I might go back eventually but I have other endeavors that I wanna pursue right now. To each his own.

Oh yea, this is a college degree by the way. I did finish high school. Just wanted to clear that up. lol!

Love you guys,
Hanh

2009 OSCARS

Did anybody else love the Oscars as much as I did? It had to be one of the best ceremonies that I've ever seen (and I've seen every single year since I was like, 7 yrs. old)

Hugh Jackman was the best Oscar host hands down. Not only was he sexy but he was also funny & talented. His opening "number" was incredible & when he said "and I'm wolverine" I screamedddd. lol. We all love X men & Wolverine in our house.

His big medley with Beyonce was also great. I heard that alot of people were "twittering" that she was lip-singing & all this stuff. Stop hating! lol. She's performing at the Oscars & you're not. Get over it.

Steve Martin & Tina Fey were funny presenters. Ben Stiller was showing out during his presentation, putting gum on the stand & not paying attention. lol! I apparently missed the "look" that Brad & Angie gave when Jennifer Aniston was presenting. And Queen Latifah killed the song for the "In Memoriam" tribute.

My favorite thing besides Hugh Jackman was the way they had the past winners present & honor this year's nominees. That was the best change that I've seen within the Oscars itself. It was beautiful, touching & oh so appropriate. Loved it! Also loved the set design; the crystals were gorgeous.

I was really rooting for Brad Pitt to win Best Actor cuz he reallllyyyyy deserves one but I wasn't mad that Sean Penn won. He's great & it's well overdue for him too. I'm biased because I haven't seen Slumdog Millionaire but I didn't want them to win Best Picture. lol. I'm sure I'll love it once I watch it so I'm bittersweet about it.

We haven't seen The Reader but I'm sure Kate Winslet deserved the Best Actress win. She's so humble & grateful that it was good to see her get it. Benjamin Button didn't win the big awards but they won Visual Effects, Art Direction & Make up so I'm happy for the crew. They did an awesome job with the movie.

All in all, I missed parts of the show cuz I was cooking but those were my highlights. Oh, and I watched like an hour of the red carpet then fell asleep & woke back up for the main event. Here are my favorite dresses for the night:

She's always wearing the hottest dress
Beautiful origami styled dress

Angelina's dress was simple but her green jewelry was banging & made it gorgeous.

Love the design of this one

Alot of people hate this dress but I like it

CLICK HERE for the complete list of winners.

HANH NEEDS YOU TO DO THIS. IT'S FUN!

I thought this was pretty funny. You should try it!

Replace my name with yours. Make sure you put quotes around "YOUR NAME needs" when you enter it into Google. Click search. List the first 10 responses...you can omit those that just don't make sense, or are REALLY vulgar.

1) Hanh needs a 3 wheel motorbike. (lol! Um... I guess so. Haven't ridden a bike since Elem. school)
2) Hanh needs an old housing problem. (Uh, no thanks)
3) Hanh needs music for healing journeys. (Amen! Music does heal)
4) Hanh needs new haven independent. (I already have it. Yay)
5) Hanh needs pics. (I sure do need to upload some from... um... last yr.?)
6) Hanh needs a little work. (hahahaha. That is true. That's a teacher evaluation for a kid in Philly by the way. She's me re-incarnated. haha. And that's so wrong how you can access that online. Dangggg. Telling that little girl's business.)
7) Hanh needs a new job. (Not unless it pays me more than $30 an hour. Otherwise I'm good)
8) Hanh needs to clean the litter box. (I don't have a cat. I need to clean my backyard though.)
9) Hanh needs to go to New Orleans monday morning. (Sure why not? Unless it's cold & rainy there.)
10) Hanh needs no introduction. (Hell yea!)

The end. That was FUNNNNN. :-D

A FAMILY TRAGEDY

"NORCROSS, Ga -- "I love my daughter. I love my daughter, but I love my wife," said 58-year-old Gold Pak. His emotions are torn for his wife of 38 years and the daughter now accused of murdering her.

Pak, his wife, two daughters and a son came here from South Korea nearly 30 years ago. All but the oldest daughter have shared a town home in Norcross for the past five years.

The yard still shows scorch marks from an unthinkable act that has devastated them all.

Tuesday afternoon the youngest daughter, Na Yong Pak, 32, doused her mother with gasoline and set her on fire. Her mother, Myong Hui Pak, 58, died of her injuries about 10 hours later.

Her family took several photos of her final moments in Grady Memorial Hospital's burn unit. They asked 11Alive News to show them to help tell their story. Specifically, to help convey her final wishes about her daughter.

Her husband says his wife was aware of what her daughter had done, but still forgave her.

"She said, 'I love Na. Don't put her in jail'," Gold Pak told me during an interview sitting on the floor of the family's town home.

He says his daughter started showing signs of mental illness about three years ago. She began beating her mother, convinced her food was being poisoned.

Pak says his wife kept the beatings a secret at first to protect their daughter, who she hoped would get better.

Police finally arrested Na Yong Pak for attacking her mother last fall. She was sent to Georgia Regional Medical Center for evaluation in early December.

The state mental hospital released her just two weeks ago over her family's objections. They didn't think it was safe for her to come home.

"That's not normal," Pak told me, insisting she should have been kept for more treatment.

Now Pak is haunted by the murder charge against his mentally troubled daughter and by his dying wife's wish that Na Yong be forgiven and get more treatment.

"I love Na," her father said. "I still love her."

State officials say privacy laws won't allow them to discuss Na Yong Pak's case. But the family admits she refused to take her prescribed medication or return for followup treatments.

The family has set up a fund to help pay their funeral expenses.

Donations may be sent to the Myong Hui Pak Funeral Fund care of The Center for Pan Asian Community Services, Inc., 3760 Park Avenue, Doraville, GA 30340, telephone number 770-936-0969."

Hanh: OH. MY. GOD... I couldn't believe this story. It devastated me as if they were my own family. There's so many factors going on. If the daughter was sane & killed her then it would be so easy to lock her up without a key. But she wasn't & now the dad doesn't want her to go to prison because that's his daughter, you know? What a complicated tragedy. I feel a trillion times so bad for them.

And the fact that the daughter started beating up on the mom 3 years ago & she kept quiet to protect her? THAT is crazy. Not trying to be culturally biased as I'm sure Americans would too, but that is definitely an Asian thing. For your parents to not call the authorities on you even if you do them harm because they don't want you to go to prison? That's definitely culture. It's also mainly because they don't want to stain their family image & feel embarrassed by their judgmental peers.

Man. I'm in such disbelief over this story. I could never imagine even arguing with my mom, let alone killing her. May God (or Buddha) watch over Myong Hui Pak & let her rest in peace. Bless her soul & bless her heart.

THE SICK, THE IRATE & THE IDIOT

I'm feeling slightly crappy today. Every single person around me is sick. Actor & his brother is sick, half of my coworkers are sick, especially the one in the cube next to me who's coming down with the flu & another one who just came back from the flu. I've been feeling a little worse everyday but refuse to acknowledge or give in to it because I REFUSE TO GET SICK. I haven't been dramatically sick in a veryyyyy long time & plan on keeping it that way. I woke up around 5am this morning just to drink some OJ cuz my throat was clogging up & went back to sleep. Like I said, refuse to get sick.

I had some Airborne but it's been in my purse for awhile & all of this lint somehow got in the bottle so I really don't wanna drink it. You know I'm anal about stuff like that. I heard about the law suit against them too. How everyone got their money back? I don't know if it's a placebo effect but I think it works. I used to take it all the time & never got sick... I heard some people are swearing by Emergen-C now so I might try it...

On another note, check this out:
"BARNSTABLE, Mass. – A Massachusetts man who walked into a police station and asked for help removing a pair of handcuffs dangling from one wrist ended up wearing another pair instead.

Police Sgt. Sean Sweeney said 21-year-old Allahmanamjad (el-ah-MAN'-a-jahd) Barbel showed up Tuesday claiming he couldn't get off the cuffs his sister slipped on him at a child's birthday party.

Police ran Barbel's name through the state warrant system and discovered he had outstanding warrants on charges of driving with a suspended license, leaving the scene of an accident, threatening to commit a crime and making annoying phone calls.

Sweeney said police removed the cuffs — then slipped on a new pair to arrest him.

They never confirmed his story about the party."

Hanh: Uh... 1st of all, did they really have to put the pronunciation of his name? haha. And what an idiot! Are you serious?! You didn't know that you had some warrants? lol! Why would you even go to the cop for that? Darwin's Law man. Darwin's Law.

And speaking of cops, here's another fun one:

"Authorities said a man, 66, was arrested after calling 911 on Saturday to complain that a fast food restaurant ran out of lemonade. After a drive-through employee failed to respond to the man's threat of contacting the police, the irate diner called 911, a police report alleges.

He spent about 5 minutes talking to the 911 operator about his complaint.

Boynton Beach said the man was charged with abuse of 911 communication."

Hanh: Aww poor man. Ya'll thought he was playing huh? He don't have time for that foolishness! He's serious bout that lemonade. Lol! Better get some more before he comes back!

HAPPY FRIDAY

Happy Friday my lovely internet geeks :-)

Boy am I gladdddddddddddd it is. Whew! Long week! I'm ready to go home, relax, catch up on shows & movies & watch the Grammys this weekend. If you didn't know it's coming on this Sunday Feb. 8th at 8pm on CBS.

We watched Zack & Miri Make a Porno last night. It was funny. hahahaha. This is the 2nd movie that I've seen with Seth Rogen & Craig Robinson together. They are a trip! And Elizabeth Banks is silly & beautiful. It was a very vulgar & explicit movie but it was funny. No you couldn't actually see anything but the girl's boobies during the "shoot" if you were wondering.

I made meatloaf for the 1st time last night. It turned out pretty well besides the fact that I wanted turkey instead of ground beef. The store didn't have any so boo them.

I'm kind of exhausted so can't think of much else to say but... enjoy your weekend & I'll talk to you soon.

Hanh

25 RANDOM THINGS

You know the rules: Write your own 25 random things. Pass it along biatches!

1) I really don't know what to say so I'lll start with... my favorite flowers are calla lillies & orchids. I love any flower really. If I could get fresh flowers once every 2 weeks I'd be a happy Asian.

2) I loved my 2nd grade teacher (Ms. Moskowitz.) Never forget her. She & my P.E teacher got me really intrigued about the Holocaust. Still am. Speaking of I still gotta see Valkyrie.

3) I didn't like my 3rd grade teacher (Mrs. Kehoe.) She said I talked too much. I always got Student of the Month every year cuz my teachers loved me but she didn't give it to me that year & she told me that was the reason why. *middle finger*

4) I'm a very competitive person. Whatever I do I wanna be the best & do my best.

5) Which leads to me being a perfectionist. Half perfectionist half CSI agent. I know when people have touched my things. Even when they try to put it back like it hasn't been moved.

6) I hate when people break my things. I don't think I've ever broken anything that I had of value. I take really good care of my stuff. Destroy your own shat. Leave mine alone!

7) I'm starting to become more & more like my parents. Which is half good half bad.

8) I can cook really well & I love cooking new things. I get it from my dad. He can taste something & tell you all of the ingredients that was used to make it. Then he'll make the same dish using Viet ingredients. lol.

9) I have really good aim. Don't get caught on the other side of the trigger.

10) I think I was an assassin in my past life. And a really good one.

11) I used to be terrified of dogs. Now I love all of them. Brando's my 1st dog ever & I love him to death.

12) My biggest fear are snakes. I stepped on one barefoot when I was little.

13) I have no trouble saying no to people. I used to but I got tired of helping people who won't help themselves.

14) My lifelong goals are to win an Oscar, travel the world, have happy, healthy kids & enough money to last my family for generations so they won't ever have to struggle.

15) I hate the fact that you have to be cordial & political. If you don't like someone you shouldn't have to be nice to them. Respect & not kill them yes, but nice, ehh. And to even have to talk to them. Ugh!

16) I used to love the Spice Girls in Elem. school & decided that my American name would be Victoria. My ex sister-in-law still calls me Victoria to this day. I don't think she knows my real name.

17) I'm really good at creative arts projects. I love drawing, painting, making cards, stockings & anything else I can think of.

18) I got a tattoo in 10th grade & my mom still doesn't know that I have one. When she used to see it I'd be like "It's a sticker or henna tat." lol

19) I've dated one Asian guy in my entire life. It lasted 3 days. And I ignored him the whole time. Needless to say that didn't work out.

20) I like to see people get tased, chased, slammed & hurt. Very entertaining.

21) I say my prayers every night before I go to bed & every morning on the way to work.

22) Babies make everything better. So does a dinner & a movie

23) My 5th grade teacher Mr. Cofield looked just like Martin Luther King. He was one of my favorites.

24) I actually love my job. There's some crappy days but for the most part... The other day I walked past my coworker's cube & started running in slow motion. lol. It was fun.

25) I'm usually aware of my surroundings. My coworkers have this thing where they like to jump out & scare each other. No one's gotten me yet. I also always make a note of the exits whenever I go anywhere. Hey gotta have an escape plan in case something happens.

3 THINGS

Three people who make me laugh: Actor, Q & my coworkers

Three things I love: My fam, friends & Brando

Three things I hate: Onions, bad customer service & being rushed

Three things I don't understand: Why phone support people often have a bad accent that you can't understand. Why people ask redundant questions. Why people are still racist in 2009

Three things to describe my personality: Silly, blunt & passionate

Three things I can do: Make beautiful handmade cards, cook & draw/paint

Three things I can't do: Roll my tongue, do a split & tread water

Three things I can't leave home without: My phone, camera & Carmex

Three things I want to do before I die: Make enough money so my family won't have to work anymore, travel the world, have kids.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF?

You won the lottery: Give some money to my fam. & friends, buy stuff that I need, open some businesses & invest the rest.

You caught your BF/GF cheating you with your best friend: That'll never happen cuz they're not each other's types. But I'd shoot both of them. Not to kill, but to painfully suffer.

You saw someone hitchiking on highway: Keep driving. Sorry I don't allow strangers in my house or car.

You caught a friend stealing from you: I'd ask why. If they're just being a thief then I'd never talk to them again. If they need money or help then I'd probably help them. But warn them not to ever to that again or I'd call the cops.

You witnessed a murder: Get the hell out of there & call the cops anonymously from a location farr farrrrrr away from the scene

A random stranger offered you ice cream: Says no thanks & walk away

MySpace is closed: I wouldn't really care

You learned that there wont be internet anymore: I'd be really hurt. How else would I look up info that fast? You can't do that with books.

You found a wallet without an ID and fully loaded with $$$$: Keep it. Duhhh. There's no ID & if I turn it to the cops then they'd probably pocket it anyway.

THE GOOD BAD & UGLY

THE GOOD

~ I'm starting a home-made greeting card company. Very very very VERY excited about it. Getting all of my paperwork & samples ready right now. Trying to build my own website but if not I might hire someone to do it for me. Trying to do flash & also interactive/ build your own card kinda thing. If anyone knows anyone that is capable let me know :-)

~ Brando's getting bigger. He's almost outgrown his crate. Gotta buy him a new one soon. Everyone thinks he's huge cuz he's umm, bout 70 lbs, but he's still my tiny little ball of germs.

~ I've been working out & eating healthier with Actor. It's actually not as bad as I thought. I enjoy taking care of myself. lol

~ Saw Pineapple Express last night. It was pretty good. Funny funny.

~ Actor & his friend played the Resident Evil demo & loved it. And they're playing it over & over. lol

~ I bought the "sandalwood" candles from Target & they are officially my new scent. It smells so freaking good! Hmmmmm. And I bought the oil burner thingy & it works wonders. I mean, we had it in the living room & it made the whole ENTIRE house smell good. I'm so serious. The hallways, the kitchen, bedrooms, bathrooms. EVERYTHING. My clothes that I'm wearing to work today still smells like it. That's how strong it is. lol. Get some burners, they work wonders!


THE BAD


~ I'm not getting as big of a refund check as I thought I was gonna get. Ugh! Stupid taxes!


~ I have GOT to get more sleep. That's part of the whole healthy thing but I can't seem to grasp it yet. I mean, I go to sleep way earlier than Actor & Q does but somehow I still manage to get only 4-5 hours a night. Not good at all.


~ Speaking of, I almost fell asleep at the wheel trying to drive home from work yesterday. Was NOT a good look. I was literally prying my eyes open. Came home & fell out till 9 something.

THE UGLY

~ Remember the 3 traffic tickets I got a couple of months ago? Don't even ask me how much they are cuz I might slap somebody's mama. Let's just say it's not in the hundreds anymore. *steams*

HAPPY MILK DAY, well, without the I

Since it is MLK day I would like to take a moment to reflect & thank him & every other civil rights leader, past & present. Well, except for some like Jesse Jackson cuz he gets paid HOW MUCH per speech? Blah. lol. Now before you hose me I'm not judging or hating on him cuz he's done some notable things for the movement but I think he (and others) are always looking for stuff to march over so he can make a speech & get paid. There I said it, sue me.

Anyhoos, In honor of Martin Luther King Jr. the Great, I am going to list some other notable black men that I admire:

Obama - For being the 1st black (among other races) president. Go him!

Russell Simmons - For being the father of Def Jam. What else can you say?

Jay Z - For being cool & a great business man. And he's married to the hottest chick in the game.

Fiddy Cent - For staying with a fresh suit on. Love how clean he is. And he's also a great business man.

Dwyane Wade - For being a good ball player & also kinda hot. lol

Danny Glover- For making my all time favorite movies with Mel Gibson. If you don't know what movie then go smack yourself with a bat.

Will Smith - For making every movie a multi-million dollar hit. And he's still swole as hell for his age.

Tyler Perry - For becoming a billionaire by dressing as a woman. Props man props.

Morgan Freeman - For being one of my all time favorite actors.

Denzel Washington - For making every movie great. And for still pulling at his age. lol.

Sidney Poitier - For being the 1st Black man to win an Academy award for Best Actor. Also the youngest one to win at that time.

Those are all that I can think of at the moment. I feel like I'm forgetting some important names so I'll add on as I remember.

Enjoy your day! Love one love all. In the end we're all God's children.

P.S. - Oh yea, the song for the day is Robin Thicke's "Dreamworld." If you haven't heard this song yet then GO GET IT NOW!!! It captures the spirit of MLK day. And just the spirit of life period. More on him later as he is the delicious king of soul :-D

FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND:

A short & sweet survey:

1 - Type in the first thing that comes into your mind when you see these words - Mmmmmmk... 2 - Relationships - Long lasting
3 - Your Last Ex - New Yorker
4 - Power - Money
5 - Food - Me
6 - Drugs - Yuck
7 - The President - Obamaaaaaaaa
8 - War - Sucks
9 - Cars - Fast
10 - Gas Prices - Great for now
11 - Halloween - Eh
12 - Religion - Spritual
13 - Politics - Headache
14 - Myspace - Overrated
15 - Worst Fear - Snakes
16 - Marriage - Eventually
17 - Sex - Great if you're in love
18 - Fashion - Annoying
19 - Brunettes - Rocks
20 - Redheads - Rocks
21 - Work - Early= sleepy
22 - Football - Arizona kicking ass
23 - Animals - My doggy Brando :-)
24 - Vanilla Ice - Blah
25 - Porta Potties - Rolling over with someone in it
26 - Pajamas - Best clothes ever made
27 - Pictures - Love to take 'em

THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM

"CAPE CORAL, Fla. – Authorities are looking for a shoplifter who was run over twice by her getaway car after stealing $1,200 worth of designer purses from a Cape Coral store. A T.J. Maxx security guard told police she saw a woman stuff six designer Dooney & Bourke purses into her pants Tuesday morning and walk out of the store. The guard said she was confronting the woman when a car pulled up.

A report said the shoplifter tried to get into the vehicle but fell out and was run over by the car. She then got up and jumped onto the hood of the car. As the car was driving away, the report said the woman fell off and was run over again. On her third attempt, she finally made it into the vehicle.

Police are using the car's license plate and a check the woman dropped to track her down."

Hanh: ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! (Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!!!) hahahhahahaha.

I'm sorry, how the hell did she stuff 6 purses into her pants? How big was she? And how the hell you get ran over not once but TWICE by your own getaway car? lol. Somebody is FIRED!!! And she's keeping all of the sweaty, broken & thigh smelling purses for herself!

SHORT ANSWERS

Here is another "About Me" survey that I took. I'm into surveys right now. Can you tell?

SHORT ANSWERS:
1 - [are you left handed or right handed?] Right
2 - [are you smart?] Very
3 - [whats your middle name?] None of ya business
4 - [how many personalities do you have?] Ummm... Let's see...
5 - [how many piercings do you have?] I had 7, but now 2
6 - [tattoos?] 1
7 - [do you like v-8?] Like the tomato one
8 - [what was your first word?] Umm... I dunno, my parents didn't tell me much about my childhood. Think I'm adopted. lol
9 - [are you superstitious?] Depends on what it is
10 - [do you read your horoscope?] Sometimes. Horoscopes are too vague. Could relate to anyone
11 - [do you believe in that stuff?] No
12 - [can you do a cartwheel?] Haven't tried in yrs.
13 - [do you have bangs?] Side swept ones
14 - [do you have contact lenses?] Yes. I'm blind as a bat
15 - [can you drive?] Yes
16 - [what do you drive?] A car
17 - [do you snore?] Sometimes. When I'm exhausted
18 - [Do you drool in your sleep?] Umm... no comment. lol
19 - [do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?] Water & fingertips
20 - [do you keep a journal?] I keep a blog :-)
21 - [what languages do you know?] Vietnamese & English. And supposedlly French but not really
22 - [what's the best awards show?] Oscars, Golden Globes & Grammys. You know, the important ones...
23 - [do you like onions?] NOOOOOOOO
24 - [do you like cotton candy?] Eh, when I was little
25 - [do you like Pina coladas?] Sometimes
26 - [what instruments can you play?] A little piano. A little guitar. That's about it
27 - [what words do you overuse?] Hmm! (When someone says or does something crazy or funny.) I'm like Hmm! Interesting
28 - [what do you sleep in?] Bed
29 - [whats your bedtime?] What's that?
30 - [how many pillows do you have?] 1
31 - [do you like to dance?] Sometimes
32 - [do you like to sing?] Yes
33 - [are you any good at it?] Of course
34 - [how many cds do you have?] Too many to count
35 - [do you like to talk on the phone?] No
36 - [how many times have you moved houses?] Lol. Every year. I'm not running from the law I swear. Once I live in a neighborhood I tend to not like it anymore
37 - [what do you think of chain letters?] Never forwarded one in my life
38 - [do you like where you live?] No. Bout to move once our lease is up. People are crazy over here.
39 - [is your room messy?] Lol define messy
40 - [how many people go to your school?] I'm not in school.
41 - [do you like your writing?] Yes. Actor loves it
42 - [do you like to finger-paint?] Sometimes
43 - [what do you smell like?] Your mama
44 - [are you organized?] Very. I keep everything exactly where I want it
45 - [what do you put on hotdogs and hamburgers] Hot dogs: lots of ketchup, relish, season salt & blk pepper. Burgers: cheese, ketchup, sometimes mayo. Red Robin burgers are the best though! Look up the Banzai one
46 - [do you sleep with a stuffed animal?] No
47 - [do you sleep with socks on?] No. I hate having socks on
48 - [are you ticklish?] No
49 - [are you shy?] No. If I don't talk to you I'm either too busy or just don't like you.
50 - [do you talk to yourself?] Sometimes
51 - [is your house 1, 2, or 3 stories?] None of your business
52 - [do you have a basement or an attic?] Refer to above answer
53 - [what flavor fluoride do you get at the dentist?] I haven't been to the dentist since Elem. school. Is that bad?
54 - [did you go to preschool?] No
55 - [are you a morning person?] NO
56 - [whats your favorite outfit?] Jeans & a T-shirt. Sometimes dress & stilletos
57 - [do you have a friend that you wish wasn't?] Doesn't everyone?
58 - [who has the most annoying voice in the world?] Whoever's asking me all these questions.
59 - [do you believe in ghosts?] Sometimes
60 - [do you believe in bigfoot?] What?
61 - [whats your favorite feature (on yourself)] My face
62 - [what do you do when you're nervous?] Act like I'm not
63 - [who's your role model?] Civil rights leaders, entrepreneurs & anyone that does the right thing.
64 - [what celebrities do you look like?] I think sometimes Catherine Zeta Jones. And no not Lucy Lui just cuz she's Asian. Racists!
65 - [what celebrities do you act like?] All the goofy ones
66 - [do you like classical music?] Yes
67 - [how old do you wish you were?] I'm content with my age thank you
68 - [what will you name your daughter?] Umm... Something meaningful & pretty
69 - [son?] Something meaningful & masculine
70 - [have you ever gone skinny dipping?] In Elem. school when we didn't have anything yet. lol
71 - [have you ever thought you were gonna die?] Numerous times
72 - [where's the farthest place you ever traveled?] Vietnam
73 - [where do you wanna go?] Everywhere
74 - [what is the best advice you've ever been given?] People are crazy. Don't trust anyone.

100 QUESTIONS

Here's a little survey for lack of a real post. lol. Don't judge me! Just take it as a get to know me better treat :-D

1 - red rose or white? Red
2 - salt or pepper? Pepper
3 - pink or blue? Blue
4 - hamburgers or hot dogs? Red Robin burgers *drools*
5 - music or movies? Both equally
6 - comedy or horror? Comedy
7 - action or adventure? Don't they come together? Next question!
8 - summer or winter? Summer
9 - sun or stars? Stars
10 - hott or cute? Stupid question
11 - walk or run? Walk
12 - funny or romantic? Funny AND romantic
13 - crunchy or creamy peanut butter? Creamy
14 - rings or necklaces? Necklaces
15 - camping out or slumber party? Slumber party
16 - white or dark chocolate? White, dark sometimes
17 - night or day? Definitely night. I hate mornings
18 - blood or guts? Ummm. Who are we killing?
19 - school or work? Work
20 - surfing or snowboarding? Snowboarding even though I've never done either
21 - soft candy or hard candy? Soft. But like the hard jolly ranchers
22 - phone or e-mail? Email & text. Hate talking on the phone
23 - pencil or pen? Pen
24 - pizza or chicken wings? Wings
25 - dog or cat? I love my doggy :-D Cats creep me out
26 - spiderman or batman? Wolverine will kill both of them
27 - dvd or vhs? Dvds although I love my vhs. lol. Still have a tv with an attached vhs player. Don't judge me!
28 - snow or rain? Snow cuz we never get any
29 - fat or skinny? Stupid question. People are too obsessed with weight.
30 - prep or punk? Both make cool friends
31 - water or milk? Water or soy milk. I'm starting to get lactose intolerant.
32 - fruit or vegetable? Both.
33 - inside or outside? Inside
34 - friends or family? Both
35 - sweet or sour? Sweet
36 - shoe or clothes shopping? Ummm... Both, duh. lol
37 - long or short hair? Long. I've been wanting to cut all of my hair off into a bob & haven't found the courage. lol
38 - cocky or shy? Neither shy nor cocky. I'll put you in your place & won't even raise my voice 39 - ocean or pool? Ocean but very close to the shore. haha
40 - baseball or football? Basketball
41 - dancing or singing? Singing. I'm shy to dance in public.
42 - couch or chair? Couch. Definitely. Love my couch
43 - t.v. or computer? T.V. Once I get home I won't even come near the comp. since I'm on it all day at work.
44 - house or apartment? House. So much more privacy & you don't have to worry about stupid neighbors burning the building down.
45 - hot chocolate or coffee? Both
46 - white or wheat bread? Wheat
47 - rocky road ice cream or butter pecan? Cookie dough
48 - dr. pepper or mountain dew? Dr. Pepper. I always thought it was a root beer but apparently not.
49 - pop tart or toaster strudel? Strudels! I've got some in the freezer at work.
50 - cake or pie? Love all desserts
51 - butter or margarine? What's the difference? Should i know that? lol. Don't judge me!
52 - mayo or miricle whip? Mayo
53 - french or ranch dressing? Ranch
54 - pretzels or potato chips? Chips. Preferably baked
55 - pickles or olives? Both
56 - black or green olives? Both
57 - strawberries or blueberries? Strawberries
58 - drumstick or push-ups? What is a push up? Is that a wing?
59 - blt or sloppy joes? Never had a BLT. I guess sloppy joes.
60 - carrot or celery? Both
61 - apple or grape juice? Apple
62 - frosted flakes or fruit loops? Frosted Flakes
63 - oreos or chips ahoy? Neither. I don't like hard cookies
64 - m&m or skittles? M&M
65 - fried chicken or fried shrimp? Both
66 - chili or clam chowder? Both
67 - strawberry or grape jelly? Grape
68 - snickers or milky way? Snickers
69 - cheese or peperoni pizza? You spelled "pepperoni" wrong. But yea, meat lover's with pineapple.
70 - baked or mashed potatoes? Both
71 - taco or burritos? Tacos
72 - hard shell taco or soft shelled? Now what if I had said burrito for the last one? Soft
73 - sausage or bacon? Smoked sausage
74 - ravoili or lasagna? You spelled "ravioli" wrong too. Lasagna
75 - cookies or candy? Both
76 - french toast or pancakes? French Toast
77 - bowling or rollerskating? Bowling
78 - oprah or dr. phil? Oprah
79 - sandals or tennis shoes? Sandals
80 - mac and cheese or cheese and crackers? Both
81 - twister or connect four? Both
82 - lobster or crab? BOTH. Yummmm
83 - mexican or itailian food? Italian
84 - public or private school? Public
85 - turkey or ham sandwitch? Both
86 - poems or short stories? Both
87 - gold or silver? Gold looks better on me.
88 - apple or banana? Both
89 - Vanilla or chocolate? Depends on what it is
90 - 50 Cent or 2pac? Both
91 - Face or Body? As in which part am I gonna hit you at for this long ass survey? Both
92 - Fall or Spring? Spring
93 - McDonalds or Burger King? Neither. Yuck
94 - Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi
95 - Abercrombie or Hollister? Neither
96 - Prison Break or Lost? Haven't watched neither. But Prison Break cuz he's fine. lol
97 - Love or Lust? Love of course.
98 - Truth or Dare? Dare
99 - MySpace or Myspace? ;) Stupid question. Myspace is overrated.
100 - life in prison or dealth penalty? For me or someone else?

HAPPY (belated) NEW YEAR!!!

Hi you guys, I know I've been MIA but I'm back. Yay! I told myself I wouldn't touch a computer till I got back to work, and I haven't till now. I've just been relaxing & enjoying my holidays & time off. Mannn, all I've been doing is eating & sleeping. Whew! Time to go back to work tomorrow. I like my job so actually don't mind...

Anyhoos, I'm about to go to sleep (or try to, think I had too much sugar today)

Oh yea, by the way. I had too much freaking air freshener today too. Ugh! Thought I was gonna have to go to the hospital man. Freak accident: Basically Q unplugged one of our liquid air freshener thingies to charge the laptop & put it on the living room table. I sat down to eat & saw that it was sideways so picked it up & put it on the other side of the table upright. Little did I know that it was leaking since it had been on its side so when I picked it up I ran it across my plate without thinking & some liquid dripped in my green beans. Ugh!

As soon I ate the green beans I spit it out & choked & almost threw up for the next 10 min. Yea. It was very pretty. If you need to know, liquid air freshener is very bitter. And everyone knows I hate bitter stuff. Double UGH!!

Note to self: Don't ever run any chemicals across your plate ever again. Leaking or not.

Noted.




2 MORE DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!