SHOPLIFTERS, BABIES & CHICKEN WINGS

"MONTCALM COUNTY, Mich. – A western Michigan man helped deliver his wife's baby boy despite not knowing she was pregnant. The Grand Rapids Press reported the man called 911 early Thursday as his wife was in labor. The man told the dispatcher that he had not known his 27-year-old wife was pregnant. He said they recently quit smoking and thought her recent weight gain was related.

The couple has two children, and the mother has an additional child from a previous relationship.

Following the successful delivery, the dispatcher talked the man through post-birth procedures. The child was taken to a local hospital."

Hanh: Okkkkkkkkk. How do you not know that she was pregnant? If you gain weight it's not gonna be all in the stomach you dummy! lol! Plus it probably ain't yours if she didn't tell you about it. *sighs* I'm glad the baby is healthy though. I'll pray for you guys.


"NEWARK, Del. – Police said a 22-year-old man broke into an apartment to steal $82 worth of chicken wings and Hot Pockets. Police arrested the man on Wednesday and charged him with breaking into the apartment last month. Detectives said two people were sleeping inside their apartment about 3 a.m. on March 18 when the man broke in.

Police used video surveillance systems at the apartment complex to help identify the suspect. Police said one of the stolen frozen food items was found at his home and he was arrested. Police said he tried to enter six other apartments but the doors were locked."

Hanh: LMFAO. $82 worth of wings & Hot Pockets. hahahahahaha... How'd they know the ones that they found at his house were stolen? He obviously likes them & probably had his own.... Right..... ?

"PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. – Authorities said two Port St. Lucie women tried to steal nearly $200 worth of merchandise from a Wal-Mart but got caught because they left packets of recently developed pictures in their abandoned shopping carts.

Police said a self-checkout cashier noticed two women scan and pay for $70 worth of items Thursday, but the bagged groceries in their carts appeared worth much more. When the cashier asked to see their receipt, the women took off.

Among all the merchandise that hadn't been paid for, store officials found two packets of recently developed pictures. The cashier identified the women in the photos, and the name and phone number on the envelopes turned out to belong to one of the women.
Both women face retail theft charges."

Hanh: Don't these ppl watch "World's Dumbest Criminals" on TruTv? UGH!