RANDOM THOUGHTS

Random thoughts I'd like to put out into the universe:

~ Swiss Miss milk chocolate with 3 thingies of French Vanilla Coffee Mate = bliss. Add 2 if you want it less creamy.

~ Land O'Lakes white american cheese is so yummy. You can get it fresh from the deli.

~ Sandwiches taste good after they've been put in the fridge for a while. I made one for work last night (John Derst bread, brown sugar ham, LOL cheese, mayo) and somehow the mayo, cheese & bread just kinda fuse together after a while and taste so good. *This excludes Subway & etc. sandwiches. They're no good after you put them in the fridge.*

~ By the way, if you don't know you better get on it. John Derst bread is the bestestest bread there is. It's the softest you'll ever eat. If you don't believe me, next time you're in the bread isle look for a brown bag that says John Derst and feel it.

~ I need glasses. I really want some transition ones (that turns into shades when you go outside) & want to get them soon. I hope they can sandblast it down cuz I'm blind & don't wanna be wearing extra thick ones.

~ The CNN anchor lady Nancy Grace was really annoying me a couple of nights ago. Her voice is whiny & country, on top of the fact that she was chewing gum. I mean, I already had to get over how you sound & now I gotta ignore you using your tongue every other sentence to keep your gum on the side hoping that no one can tell that you're chewing. Come on! So unprofessional! *changes channel*

~ Just because you sing the SAME. EXACT. song, changing girl to boy & a couple of runs doesn't make it a remix. *stares at Justin & Beyonce* Yea I love love love that song ("Until The End of Time") but I hate it when people say something is a remix and sing the exact same song. *stares at Beyonce again for "Dangerously in Love"* I dunno, maybe I'm picky but a remix is supposed to sound different from the original song: i.e. faster/slower track, different words & notes, etc.

~ Speaking of bad remixes, what is up with Jagged Edge singing Neyo's hook for "You Make Me Better"? That joint is so whack!!!! Fabolous, I love you & your music and ya'll have done a hot song together before ("Trade It All") but for real though. I feel like I'm listening to somebody's dad's group reunited & the only gig they could get was a hook. So doesn't fit. Boo.

~ Speaking of Jagged Edge & bad remixes, what is up with Ashanti on the remix of "Umph In It"? Lordddd. I mean, the song already sucks & then you put her on there, singing all soft. I couldn't tell if it was Ashanti or Nivea or Ms. Piggy. I used to like Jagged Edge & Ashanti... now? Not so much.

~ Wow, I'm exhausted thinking about bad songs & how much they hurt my ears... Let's end it on a good note shall we?

THE LANDLORD

"I want my MONEYYYY!!!!!" lol. "I'll put you on the streets!"

Classic. lol.