BORAT

So we finally saw Borat. hahahahaa. It's the most funny, gross & highly controversial comedy ever! lol! Oh my God! He is soooo crazy!

If you guys haven't seen it, which you need to go rent RIGHT NOW, Borat is THE political & funny movie. Sacha Baron Cohen (Talladega Nights, Da Ali G show) is supposedly a reporter named Borat from Kazakstan traveling across the U.S. and A (Yes that's how he says it. Not USA. U.S. and A. Holla) doing a documentary on the people & culture that he meets along the way. Well, that's what he tells the unsuspecting victims anyway. hahahaha. He's an idiot!

The people that he meets are real people & he messes with them soooo bad. They're trying to be all professional in front of the camera but Borat is an asshole & asks provocative & highly inappropriate questions. He interviews people all across the spectrum, from driving instructors, dinner etiquette teachers, college students to guys on the block (just to name a few.)

No for real, ya'll have GOT to see this movie. Not only is it so incredibly entertaining, it is serious as it reveals how people really feel about certain subjects, such as sexism, racism & slavery.

And there's tons of deleted scenes that couldn't make it into the movie so the bonus features are packed with greatness. haha. Go rent it! Oh, and look for him in the new movie Sweeney Todd with Johny Depp. Can't wait to see it!

~ Akanke


BORAT

You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with shaved vagine?
Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.

Does Jesus love my neighbour, Nushuktan Tulyiagby?
Church Pastor: Yes, Jesus loves everyone.
Nobody like my neighbour, Nushuktan Tulyiagby.

Sometime my sister, she show her vagine to my brother Bilo and say "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes "You never get this." But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five!

My name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!