THE YELLOW ONE

~ The weather's been great for the past 3 days; it feels like springtime. I mean, it's literally like mid 70s to low 80s. It's good & bad because I'll take springtime weather anyday, but it's two weeks from Christmas & I was hoping for snow. haha. Yea right. Wishful thinking...

~ By the way, our tree IS 8 feet tall. Whoot whoot! I went home & stood next to it & since I'm 5'2 & the tree boldly overshadows me by a clear 3+ feet, I was like yea... You're so not 7 feet buddy. We decorated it on Sunday too; Actor's brothers & his dad helped us. There were some complications but it turned out nicely; it's beauuuutiful!

~ Visine is getting so much money out of me. My contacts have been bothering me for the past couple of days & my eyes have been literally drenched in the stuff. Are you making my eyes drier? *mugs*... Oh but I'm getting my new contacts today so, yippee! No more Visine!

~ Why was I extra slow yesterday? I didn't get enough sleep so was kinda dragging all day. Then I got hungry & went to Mickey Ds for lunch & boy was I a retarded customer. So I ordered & paid & drove to the second window right? I got a grilled chicken sandwich & some fries & wanted some sweet & sour sauce to go with it. So I'm like "Can I have two of your sauce?" The lady (couldn't speak much English, had a thick accent, so we both couldn't really understand each other) looks at me like... "Ok, you're gonna have to help me out here, we've got like 8 million kinds of sauces." And for the life of me I couldn't think of "sweet & sour" for nothing! My mind was racing & I'm thinking of all types of complicated sauce like "bbq, honey mustard, bourbon, teriyaki (knowing damn well they don't have either of the last ones. lol)" and mind you, 10 seconds have probably gone by & I'm just staring at her, zoned out in my own little mind trying to think of the name of the sauce.

"The yellow one." lol. After 15 seconds of thinking, I said "the yellow one." Standing ovation for the retard please! She says "Sweet & Sour?" "Yes! That's the one! Sorry!"


She gave me 2 packages & I drove away in shame...