DO NOT MURMUR OR COMPLAIN

There are numerous things that annoy me, but Pastor says that you shouldn’t complain or murmur… So I have decided to list the things that I just find so enchanting that I wanna choke it :-)

At the job: (I’m a cashier/guest service personnel)

Rude people

People who put money on the counter instead of handing it to you. Are you afraid that my clean hands are gonna infect your nasty, probably scratched your ass and picked your nose all day hands?

People who come up to your register AFTER looking at your light and seeing that it’s off. And get mad when I throw the peace sign and walk away from my register. lol

People who, after you’ve bagged every single item, say that they don’t want a bag.

Managers who knows less than you and barely do anything at all.

Lazy coworkers

People who come to return something without a receipt, without the packaging, without manners… do you really expect me to help you?

People who hit on me. Get a life!!! I’m at work. Go find somebody else to harass.

People who want me to double bag their M&Ms. Ummm… If you want some extra bags why don’t you just freakin ask for one? Why the heck do you want to double bag your tic tac?

People who come in, buys two carts of crap, comes up to your register, then *gasps* forgot their card, or better yet, “forgot to transfer their money from their savings into their checking.”… Yea. Right. Get yo broke ass outta my line.

People who randomly throw crap that they don’t want anywhere. I have a bin, no, make that TWO, bins that I can put it in. All you have to do is hand it to me… I wonder what your house looks like.

- People who don't respond when you talk to them. I'm like "Hey how you doing today?" and they're just standng there staring at me. What are you staring at? Answer my freaking question!!!

- People who talk on their phone. I don’t care if you’re talking and still putting your pin number in, but if you’re just standing there talking, and just staring at me staring at you like “You have 3 seconds to sign or I’m gonna stab you with my pen.” Yea. Get off the phone!!! *grabs your phone, throws it on floor and stomps on it. Gets in car, runs over it, reverse, runs over it again. Throws it in the river*

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On the road:

Slowwwww drivers. Oh my GODDDDDDDD. The speed limit says 35, you’re supposed to go at least 40. UGHHHHHH. Or how about you go at least 60 or just get outta my way. K thanx :-)

People who have their blinkers on for 8 miles… and never turn

People who know you’re trying to pass them to get from behind the slowww car and they speed up. Oh you wanna race? We can do that.

People who get to the stop sign before you do and just sit there… you’re trying to let them go 1^st so they don’t feel the urge to move when you move cuz they got there 1^st… cuz if you hit me we gotta problem.

People who hit on you. From the passenger seat. Looking like “who done it." I speed off. Their car isn’t fast enough to even catch up.

People who litter. I wanna throw some nasty, smelly, funky trash at your eye. Then make you eat it… Nvm. It’d probably turn you on. Nasty #%$^$*%

Traffic. It’s great. It’s what I live for. What smart person decided that everyone should get off work at the same time?

I swear when I get my Escalade I’m gonna put a grill on the front and ram everybody that’s in my way.

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Men:

Pretty boys. They disgust me. Lol. If you spend more time getting ready than I do then we have a problem. Of course I love it if you keep yourself clean and fresh but if you start pouting/crying when it rains cuz your hair, clothes and shoes are gonna get wet then… wow… (yes, that has actually happened to me *stares at you*)

Arrogant men. If you think you’re better than everybody and that nobody deserves you, you’re probably right. How about you just go marry yourself and have a honeymoon with yourself, looking in the mirror at yourself… There’s a difference between confidence and arrogance. The only “self” that’s good is “selfless.”

- Shy men. It is not my job to hold a conversation with you. I am not a host and you are not on an interview. Do not make me ask you questions and you answer and then it’s quiet again. I want a man who tells me stories and is funny and keeps the convo going. Not someone who’s gonna sit there and just look good.

Desperate Men. No means no. Women know right off the bat if she wants to be with you or not. So if she declines, let it go. If she changes her mind later on she’ll let you know. Stop begging. Stop hitting on her. It makes her run even further away from your desperate ass. There’s a difference between persistence and desperation. Persistence is if you’re cute and you know she’s feeling you but she’s scared to go forward. That’s when you keep trying. Desperation is when she doesn’t answer any of your calls, never wanna hang out with you, tries to walk away when you head in her direction. LEAVE HER ALONE.

- Old Men. Ok. Now this is just gross. You know better. If you have grandkids my age or if your child is my age. Don’t talk to me. Matter of fact. Keep moving. End of story. Period. Especially if you’re bald, have no teeth, and smell like Bengay. Let it go. Go to a nursing home and leave me alone. K thanx.

Thanx for reading. Until next time... Akanke