BEOWULF

We saw "Beowulf" on Saturday at Atlantic Station. If you haven't seen it then check it out, and if you can, check it out in 3-D. We didn't but we heard that it was banging in 3-D.

The synopsis: Beowulf (Ray Winstone) is a strong, handsome, brave & endearing hero. Grendel is a demon who has extremely extremely sensitive hearing & every noise that the town makes is amplified by about 500 times, which enrages him & causes him to kill everyone who is at the party. Hrothgar (Anthony Hopkins,) King of the town, seeks a hero to kill Grendel & Beowulf shows up to do the job. After Grendel's death his mother (Angelina Jolie) seeks Beowulf for revenge & the town suffers along with him.

Handily crafted with an extraordinary cast, beautiful story line, unbelievable graphics, sounds, colors & infamous nude scenes, Beowulf stands out from ordinary movies. Like I said, I didn't see it in 3-D but even the regular movie looked like 3-D sometimes. That's the 1st movie that I've seen done like that. It's hot!

Ray Winstone has a nice body, complemented by Angelina's body who is provokingly hot as usual with nothing to cover herself but drops of gold that's slowly running down her body as she speaks. Yea, fellas you might wanna check it out just for her. haha. We had a brief discussion about whether it was her or a body double because she was extremely curvacious. I said it might be a body double cuz she's skinnier than that but Actor reminded me that she did have a baby so hey... It might be her body. Either way it was hot. No homo

I loved the movie & thought it was thoroughly entertaining & Actor enjoyed it too but being a fan of the actual story he likes it a little less. He said that they changed alot of stuff (which isn't a big surprise being that the movie is never as good as the book) & some were good but there were also bad changes.

Overall, Beowulf kicks ass. Literally. haha. Go see it! Yay!

BEOWULF

“The gods will do nothing for us that we can't do for ourselves. What we need is a hero.”

"Tonight will be different! I am the ripper, the terror, the slasher. I am the teeth in the darkness! The talons in the night! My name is strength! And lust! And power! I AM BEOWULF! "

"Are you the one they call Beowulf? Such a strong man you are. A man like you could own the greatest tale ever sung. Beowulf... Stay with me. Give me a son, and I shall make you the greatest king that ever lived. This... I swear..."

“Keep a memory of me, not as a king or as a hero, but as a man fallible and flawed.”