A HOTPOCKET THANKSGIVING MARRIAGE

1) I love Hot Pockets; they're the best. My fav is the 4 meat 4 cheese one but I couldn't find it so I settled for the meatball & mozzarella one. (Pretty good but not as satisfying as the former.) So I'm heating it up for lunch & had a little complication: you know how the Pockets have little paper holder thingies that you can tear off as you eat? Well, you're supposed to put the Pocket in the Pocket (hehe. Pocket in the Pocket) & heat it up so you can hold & eat it without burning your hands. So I unwrap the plastic & try to insert the Pocket into the Pocket & *gasps* it doesn't fit! After about 5 seconds of squeezing & maneuvering I concluded that it wasn't gonna happen. So I did it the old-fashioned way & put that baby on a napkin & called it a day.

Talk about not being fit for the job. haha. I dunno if the meatball Pocket should get fired for being overweight or the paper Pocket for being too small. You're both meant to be a certain size. Oh well... either way it was good for yours truly cuz that meant that it was overstuffed with goodness. Yummmm


2) Selva Kumar from India just married a dog. Apparently he's been haunted by a horrendous act that he committed 15 yrs. ago. You see, when he was 18 he saw 2 dogs mating & clubbed them to death. He then proceeded to hang their carcasses from a tree. Since the incident his hands & legs have been paralyzed & he lost hearing in one ear. Being superstitious & feeling cursed, he seeks advice from an astrologer & her cure was for him to marry a dog. So he did.
"In a ceremony befitting a beautiful Indian bride, the bitch, a former 10-year-old stray named "Selvi," was bathed and dressed in a ceremonial orange sari with a garland of flowers adorning her neck. She was then brought to the temple in Tamil Nadu to be presented to Kumar by members of his family."

He promised to take care of it till it's death & they were pronounced married on Sunday. Hey it's not too late for presents, I heard they're registered at PetSmart...


3) I dunno where we're going for Thanksgiving yet. I planned on going to Actor's mom's place but she's planning on going to Savannah so, yea. Not quite on the same agenda... My parents don't celebrate any holidays except for Vietnamese New Years (which is in February by the way. Cool huh?) so needless to say there's no turkey to be eaten over there... If Actor's dad is cooking we'd probably go over there. If not then my last resort would be to cook at home (which I'm kinda dreading cuz I just wanna eat & not cook at all. lol) or we can just go to Golden Corral & eat for 3 hours. I dunno yet. We'll see. Either way I'm eating me some Honeybaked Ham. I'll buy a mini one & demolish that thing by myself if I have to :-D