KNOCKED UP

Me, Actor & B-Ball saw Knocked Up last night. It was HE. LARE. RE. US. Hilarious for you slow folks. It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOO funnnyyyy. hahahahha. I'm still laughing thinking about the movie. hahahha

Here's the website so you can watch the trailer & all that good stuff: KNOCKED UP

In a nutshell, it's about Ben, (Seth Rogen) a complete slacker who loves to get high with his friends & thinks life is a joke. He meets Alison, (Katherine Heigl) a pretty, career-oriented woman who works for E! Entertainment News. They meet in a club one night, she gets pregnant & it starts from there...

Pretty long for a comedy, but definitely definitely worth the 2 hours 9 min of your time. It was actually deeper & more serious than we thought it would be. It has to be the realest pregnancy journey that I've ever seen: the arguments, hormones, sex, everything was so real & down to earth.

And the comedy? Oh my God!!! There's endless lines after lines after lines. If you're into rude, perverted, off the wall, sometimes don't make any sense type of comedy then this is definitely for you. haha. At certain parts a line would have us laughing SOOOOOOOO hard that I fell face down on the couch laughing, tears rolling down my eyes, to the point that I wasn't even making any more noise. You know I'm laughing hard when I don't even make any more noise.. We were laughin so hard that we missed the next like 12 lines & had to rewind the movie. Yea, it's that funny.

I don't wanna get into details & spoil the movie, just GO RENT IT!!! Did I mention that it was funny?

Alison: I love your curly hair! It's great... do you use product or anything?
Ben: No... I use, uh, Jew it's called.

Pete: Just don't ask me to lend you any money.
Ben: Can I just - have some?

Ben: Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison: You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
Ben: It's doggie style. It's just the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.

Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!

Me --> *Rolls on floor & dies laughing...*

CUSTOMER SERVICE pt. 1

As I mentioned in IDIOT OF THE DAY case #1 I hate hate hate bad customer service. I mean, it really irks me & I abhor it with a passion. To me, if you don't like your job, then quit. It's that simple... But if you need money to get through school, feed your kids, fund your passion, alcohol addiction or whatever the case then perk the hell up! If you're gonna be at work then DO YOUR JOB! At least act like you wanna be there.

I understand everyone has their days where everything is going wrong: relationships, bills, boss acting like a b... etc etc, but you're at work. So pull it together, block everyone out, and do what you gotta do so you can finish your day & go home. I don't expect you to be all extra friendly & accomodating, but at least do the minimum: acknowledge my presence & get me what I paid for in a timely manner. That's all I ask. You ain't gotta ask me how my day is or tell me my toes look nice (true story) etc etc. Just get me my stuff so we can both go about our days. Now if you WANNA talk, then we can talk. I've encountered people who were so refreshingly nice & pleasant they made my day.

But back to the topic at hand... I've ran across zillions of people in a variety of places that are just horrible. And this transcends all races, ageS & cultures. For instance, there's this cafe at my job; the ONLY eatery in the whole plaza right? Our plaza consists of a plethora of businesses so everyone is very professional & up to par. We're all busy & sometimes don't have time to drive somewhere & get something to eat. So what do we do? We walk over to the cafe. It's in the middle of all of the buildings, like a courtyard if you will. Needless to say it's a great location, so she gets alot of business... kind of... well, she'd get way more if she'd be nicer to people.

The first time I went in there she was very abrupt with her customers, always saying only one or two word responses to their inquiries. I figured it was because she didn't know how to speak English that well (she's Korean) or was having a bad day. The next couple of times I went in there she was the same way: rude, abrupt, always frowning & always asking people "Is that it? That's all you're getting?"

It didn't take me long to pick up on the fact that English wasn't her problem: customer service was.

And to make it worse, her food isn't that great. Everything is overpriced: $1 for mini chips, $3 for hamburger, cheese & etc is extra 50c each, $2 drinks, etc etc... The salad/ fruit "buffet" for lunch is always filled with dried or old looking stuff & she's very stingy with condiments. She doesn't have any to go packages, so if I wanted ketchup I'd have to squeeze some from the bottle onto my burger before I leave. And she's watching me the whole time, like "You better not take too much." Needless to say, I rarely, if ever, go over there. Her place is the last resort for me. I only go there if I don't have the car that day or if I'm lazy & don't feel like driving. 90% of the time I'd drive, lol. Nomatter how much I don't want to, I'd rather drive than eat over there.

I told Actor if I had enough money to open a restaurant there I'd take ALL of her customers. Dead ass. I'd have finer food, exceptional customer service & my prices would be competitively lower. I'd sooo take all of her business... By the way, did you know that one of my future plans is to own a restaurant? Yea, she better watch out, I might have more than one type of restaurants.

Actor & B-Ball said I should bring chips, drinks & other quick foods & sell it at lunch time out of my car for cheaper than what she's selling. lol. I would if this was somewhere else, but I refuse to do it at my job. First of all that's just tacky & second of all, everyone at my job would be like "Umm... Akanke... Are you ok? Do you wanna borrow some money?" lol. This ain't that type of crowd. Ergo, no thanks. If i had free time on my hands I'd sell my food somewhere else though. I bet I'd get alot of business cuz my foods are delightfully delicious :-D

I have plenty more customer service things to talk about, but I have to go now, so this shall be continued on a later date...


Thanks for reading. Until next time... Akanke

ANTHONY'S PIZZA & PASTA

The first restaurant I have decided to write about is one of our favorites ever! Anthony's Pizza & Pasta is a mom & pop's joint on Highway 85 in Riverdale. There's one on East Ponce de Leon too but I've only been once & I like the Riverdale one better. Furnished with pool tables, air hockey, arcade games & 2 tvs, there's something fun for everyone to see or do. The interior is green & tan with fenced looking wood on the wall, and tan/wooden arts & decorations to match. You can sit in regular tables, wooden booths, or our favorite round table. It's across the room as you walk in the door, but has some steps up and is elevated from the rest of the restaurant. Like a VIP section, if you will, for you club hopping people.

And how's the food you ask? It's GREAT! Very affordable & delicious! Let's face it, nowadays it's very hard to find food that's cheap but tastes good at the same time. You usually get what you pay for, but not in this case. I'd spend my money here than at any fast food restaurant any day. Here's a mini manifest of the menu & prices for the budget minded masses:

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Appetizers: all under $4
Salads: $4- small/ $7- large
Subs: $3.50- 7"/ $6.50- 14"
Wings: $6.25- 12pc/ $11.50- 25pc/ $19.95- 50pc
Pizzas: small $3.95, toppings $1 / large $6.50, toppings $1.50
Calzones: $5.50
Pasta entrees: $4.75- $8.25
Kids menu: all under $4.50
Desserts: Cookies/ Brownies- .65c
Cheesecake- $2.95
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As you can see, the menu has a variety of food for every taste bud: pizza, wings, pasta, subs, salads, fries, brownies, cookies, cheesecake... etc. Their pepperoni pizza is great & we also get the chicken alfredo pizza. It has perfectly seasoned chicken, mushrooms, alfredo sauce & cheese. Best ever! The Medium & Italian flavored wings are great too!

Other tasty dishes are the pastas, chicken strip subs, spaghetti & meatballs, and jalapeno poppers (fried jalapeno peppers with cream cheese in the middle) with ranch dipping sauce. I usually bring some steamed Old Bay crab legs & eat them with the poppers. Add some sweet tea & you got one of my favorites meals ever.

So if you're ever in the Atl area or if you live in Atl, ever in Riverdale, stop by there & Gina or Becca will take good care of you. They're like our extended family cuz we eat there so much. lol. We've had numerous birthday parties & gatherings there & everyone loves that place. Go check it out! Oh yea, they do deliveries for surrounding areas too. No, you can't call in an order from California, they don't go that far...

P.S. - If you Google "Anthony's Pizza & Pasta" you'll probably get some website for a place in New York, which obviously isn't the right one, so here's their address so you can Mapquest it. Go forth hungry people! Bon Appetit!

6518 Highway 85
Riverdale, Ga. 30274
(770) 997-6040

IDIOT OF THE DAY case #1

Ok, I have decided to dedicate my 1st IDIOT OF THE DAY to a couple of IDIOTS that manage my apartment complex. You know who you are *stares*

Let's see, where shall I start? Let's take it back a couple of months to April... So me & Actor went apartment hunting for a month or so & finally found the perfect place. Beautiful buildings, appealing landscapes, sparkling pool, spacious fitness center, and the actual apartment was exquisite. Tan cabinets with gold handles, matching bar counter, tannish walls instead of boring white ones, spacious bedroom with ample closet space, huge bathroom mirror with mirror medicine cabinet, stainless steel 4 light bulbed lighting for bathroom & adjustable studio lights for dining room, brand new appliances, and last but not least, a huge porch. The whole nine, everything we could've asked for... and a whole lot more.

We moved in, inspected the place for any maintenance issues & the episode started from there. Our clear tray at the bottom of the fridge was cracked & needed to be replaced, and the linen closet door knob was unattached on the inside, so whenever we pulled on it to close the door, it would just fall off into our hands. Just 2 simple maintenance requests. Easy right? So I called the office. "Ok honey, we'll get somebody there today." Cool, I thought.

They never came. Not that day, not the next day, not the next week... Us being the patient & understanding people that we are, figured that they were just swamped with requests & probably couldn't get to us right away or even forgot. "It's cool, I'll just call them again." So I called in another request. Another week went by unresolved. The first of many excuses was "Oh, alot of people's A/Cs are out, so they're busy fixing that. I'll send somebody over there today though, ok honey?"

* Side note: I hate when people call me nick names, i.e.: honey, sweetheart etc. It irritates the crap out of me. The only person that I can tolerate it from is Actor cuz he said it so much I had to get used to it, and plus he's my baby, he can do that.

So I said "Ok thanks" and went about my day. I came home from work to, yet, another day of unfixed maintenance. Being patient, again, we waited it out for a couple of days, then it, again, turned into a week, then 2 weeks. Get the pattern? Yea... By the way the women that I am talking about are those smile in your face but get nothing done kinda people. Yea they're very nice & sweet, so if you're just there to converse then you'll have a grand ol' time. But if you, like me, need your shat handled, then they're the type of women you'd like to choke. Repeatedly. Or maybe it's just me... *fake laugh, frowns, mugs*

It's now July. Yes, 2 months have gone by (cuz we moved in at the end of April, I'll cut them some slack instead of technically adding the extra month.) 2 months have gone by & our requests are still not fulfilled. We came outside one day to a flyer posted by an anonymous resident. It, in a nutshell, said that we as residents need to take action because they're sick of it. All of our amenities are neither opened nor working. That was news to us. Then it all made sense. We never saw the pool opened, nor the gym or entertainment/game room that they included in the shiny brochure. The flyer also said that they've tried to address the issues with the office but to no avail & that they kept getting the runaround (big whooping surprise.) That if anyone can find the number to the corporate office then post it on the mail boxes so everyone can call & let them know what's going on.

The next day I found the corporate number. lol. (I can just hear Actor & his brother say in the background "That girl quick. She wants results.") lol again. But anyways, I was gonna post it all over everything, but after some deliberation we decided it wouldn't be in the best interest of our stay here, so I had to put out my fire. So I just called corporate instead. haha.

I spoke to the Vice President & told him about our amenities & maintenance issues & he said that he would get it squared away. Now wouldn't you know, the office lady called me immediately & asked me was there something wrong? Yea biatch there's lots of things wrong! DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (sometimes you just gotta go old school with a simple duh man. Some people just don't get it.)
"Now what's wrong again? What'd you need fixed sweety?"
"Linen closet door knob & clear tray for fridge."
"Ok, I got it, but tomorrow's gonna be July 4th, so I'll have someone come over 1st thing on the 5th k? And oh yea, if you have any issues please give me a call. Don't call corporate ok? Let ME know what's going on. Don't call corporate."

Yea right. I'm GONNA call corporate cuz apparently my request isn't getting through to your idiotic brains, so if I need something resolved I'm gonna call corporate. Time & time again. I like corporate...

The 5th? No ones shows up. Not a soul. A week later, guess what? Still no one... The next excuse that they gave was "Oh, somebody came by, but they didn't have a key so they couldn't get in." First of all, this is YOUR apartment complex, do you really think I'll buy that you don't have a mass key to every apt? Rightttt, step your lies up you pathetic excuse for management. Second of all, I get off work at 2pm, so one of us have been home EVERY SINGLE DAY since we've been here. IFFFF someone would've came, we would've gotten our shat fixed a long time ago. So I don't wanna hear it.

Some more time went by and it got to the point where we were just living & having fun that we actually forgot about the issues. Except for the moments that I get a towel out of the linen closet & grab the doorknob to close it & it came loose into my hands. Then I got heated again. And a couple of times I was contact-less & couldn't really see & almost tripped over random things & out of instinct reached for the knob & it came apart & I almost busted my ass. Then I was pissed.


Fast forward to September. We had an additional maintenance issue to add to our roster: one of the studio lights in our dining room is broken & needs to be replaced. I called them every day. For a week. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. for 2 weeks straight. "Ok, gotcha. We'll get on it."

Lies lies lies. So just yesterday I called corporate again. I was through playing games with them. Vice President didn't pick up so I left a strong, urgent message telling him to call me back right away. And he did, 10 minutes later. I told him what was going on, that it's been 5 months, going on 6 (that's half a freaking year!) that I have requested (millions of times) for my maintenance to be done. He was very nice & concerned so I didn't have to get rude. lol. He told me to call the manager & speak to her & that if my maintenance didn't get done right away to call him back.

And here's the twist ladies & gents: one of the women that I've been dealing with this whole time told me that she was the manager... and turns out she's not! (big whooping surprise, again) There's another lady that I didn't even know existed. So she basically lied this whole time so I wouldn't actually get to the real manager & get my shat told.

So I called, this time asking for the REAL manager.
"Good morning this is Idiot of the day, can I help you?"
"Yea, (the real manager's name) please."
"Who is this?"
"Akanke"
"Who?" (Biatch you know who this is, you should know my voice & irritation by now) "AKANKE"
"Are you a resident?" (I'll kill you...)
"Yes I'm a resident."
"What apt. # are you in again?"
"(insert #)"
"Oh ok. What is this about?"
"Can you PLEASE transfer me to (insert manager's name) NOW?!"

She hesitantly transfers me. I can hear her run to her office & was talking to the manager. I told the manager my story, but I could tell she wasn't paying as much attention cuz IDIOT was telling her something. She then said "Oh, yea. They said they couldn't get to you guys cuz they didn't have a key." (Well I'll be damned) "Well, someone's home right now so you guys can send someone over. Immediately. PLEASE." "Ok I'll send Mr. so & so over." "Thank you."

*Click*

When I got home I had a clear tray in my fridge so I can put fruits, vegetables, or whatever I feel like putting in there cuz I HAVE one. My studio lights were rearranged, but no new one so now I just have 2 instead of 3. We decided that was fine; saves us some power. And I saw a door knob box on the bar. A few minutes later Mr. Maintenance man came back by & installed it for us.

So to you, idiots of the day, the next time I put in a maintenance request I expect that you will get someone on it right away. I have no problem calling corporate again. Now go fool some other unsuspecting new tenant. Cuz I am NOT the one. Thanks.

IDIOT OF THE DAY

Soooooooo... In addition to my LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION! and HAVE FORK WILL EAT family, I am also adding a series called IDIOT OF THE DAY. Yes, yes, yes. Very so often I think that throughout the day, whether it be at work, in traffic, while shopping & especially while reading the news. I will start to share these moments with you, hopefully in doing so will raise a fundraiser for loudspeakers. These loudspeakers will serve the purpose of turning the switch on & yelling "What the hell are you thinking?!?!" in those idiots' ears. In doing so will, hopefully, snap them back to reality or just out of their stupidness so they can be on a swift & rewarding path towards intelligence & sanity.

Just a few teaser stories:

Subject A: A high school boy & sister get in a fight with another girl. He has a knife & accidentally stabs his sister instead of the other girl.

Subject B: A middle aged lady file taxes using dead people's names. All wired to one account. Needless to say, she got caught.

Subject C: An armed guy robs convenience stores for cigarettes. With a hat on. Nothing else to conceal his identity. Standing ovation for him ladies & gentlemen.

Check back soon for more idiots of the day. Who knows, it could be someone you know...

Love, Akanke

HAVE FORK, WILL EAT

In addition to the Lights, Camera, Action! series that I am starting will be the restaurant series. As you all should know by now, I LOVE to eat. I'll try almost anything once. I've eaten cuisine from Italian, Soul Food, Chinese, to Seafood, Caribbean, etc etc. My favorites have to be pasta, bbq, and seafood. I'll eat those any day. And let's not talk about desert. I'll eat almost any desert put infront of me (that's after I eat the whole table full of appetizers & entrees. lol) I've also eaten exotic/ unique foods like snake, eel, deer, shark, snails, fish eyes, fish eggs, quail eggs, etc etc. Yea, I AM from another country people! My culture eats weird/gross sounding things but most of the time it tastes great if you stop being a punk & just eat it!

I love to cook. It excites me to learn how to cook something new. Over the years I've learned cooking tips from my parents, Actor's parents & even my friends & their parents. I can cook Asian food, Pasta, BBQ, bake cakes, brownies & deserts like banana pudding etc etc... and Soul Food (don't play, I make the best cornbread in Atl. Holla at me if you visit.) The best thing about cooking is watching people eat it. Might sound corny but I bust my butt (well hand technically) to cook great food because I want Actor & whoever else eating to enjoy theirselves. It makes me happy to feed people.

I told Actor that food is one of the most universal things in life that make people happy. I've noticed that nomatter who they are, where they came from, or what they're going through, when people eat, they're so content. Yea they're hungry & are filling a physical need to nourish their bodies, but beyond that... beyond that is a beautiful thing. People sit to talk, laugh & bond when they eat. Families gather for holidays to eat & catch up on each other. Couples eat to celebrate an anniversary or get to know each other on a first date. Even homeless people are happy when they eat; seems like for those few minutes they don't have a care, worry, or fear in the world.

So this series is for those who share the same love of food with me. Food is a beautiful (and delicious) art. Me & Actor love to try different places every chance that we get, so I'm gonna start recommending & sometimes shoo you away from a place. lol. Hey man, don't wanna waste your time eating bland food.

Check back soon for my 1st restaurant blog!

Love,
Akanke

3:10 TO YUMA

First of all, immediately after reading this, you must go to the theater to watch this outstanding, great, excellent, whatever adjective that you like, movie. I mean, just go ahead & crank up your car & let it warm up, so when you finish reading you can just hop in & drive straight there.

Consistent with the title, 3:10 to Yuma is the actual train ride that will take bad ass outlaw Ben Wade to trial to be hung. Ben Wade, played by Russell Crowe, is head of a gang of thieves & murderers that run the Southern Railroad. When he is captured, Ben is escorted by a group of marshalls & Civil War veteran Dan Evans (played by Christian Bale) to the train station. Sounds easy right? Wrong. What happens during the journey there is explosive! Ben Wade is a force to reckon with & Evans ain't playing with him either. Both of them are completely different morally, ergo has to earn each other's respect.

Bursting with energy, excitement, & just down right cowboy gangsta shit (lol that's the only way I can think to put it man) 3:10 to Yuma is the best western movie I've seen in a long time. Trust me folks, if you're not into Westerns you will be after this. It's so good you won't even notice or much less CARE.

This is going down in history as a classic, not just with me, but Oscar wise. I hope they get something for it. Still waiting for the rest of the upcoming movies this year, but so far, this has got to be one of my favorite contenders for an Oscar. Not sure which category yet cuz there's been so many great movies & sequels this year. But go see it! You don't wanna miss it! Me & Actor said this is gonna be one of those movies that our grandkids are gonna ask "Grandma, did you really go see that in theaters?" Yea... Like how we now ask "Did you really see Casablanca?" Yea... Go see it. Now. And bring me some nachos on your way back. K thanks!

P.S.- Here's the link to the official movie site: 3:10 to Yuma. Go check out all the goodies.

Love,
Akanke

Butterfield: Twenty-two robberies, over four hundred thousand dollars in losses.
Ben Wade: Ya'll notice he didn't mention any of the lives I've taken?

Ben Wade: I've always liked you Byron, but even bad men love their mommas.

Doc Potter: Is it true that you dynamited a wagon full of prospectors in the western territories last spring?
Ben Wade: No, that's a lie... It was a train full.











Ben Wade: They're going to kill me in the morning... I'll never see the sun.

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!

Soooo I've been meaning to blog about movies for... years. lol. Just now getting around to it. Sorry! But here I am! Better late than never right?

If you don't know, movies are one of my passions. My ultimate career goal in life is to be a successful actress. I want to get to the point where everyone knows & respect me for who I am, what I do, & what I stand for. I want to use my money to help the homeless, children, & lots of other people who need a helping hand. I want to use my fame to bring out issues that would otherwise not be heard because, regardless if celebrities want to or not, they ARE role models & people DO look up to them.

Regardless of what's going on in our lives: stress, arguments, bills, etc, once we're watching a movie nothing else matters. We get lost in their world for 2 or 3 hours, and for those couple of hours you're happy (unless the movie sucks of course.) Movies capture our imaginations, hearts, souls, spirits, minds, and everything inbetween. To me, if a movie can make you laugh, cry, get angry, feel sorry, etc., all in one, then it's a great movie. Same with individual characters. If they can make you hate, yet love them at the same time, then they be that TRUTH!

Actor has the same passion, hence the pseudonym. We love love love love love to watch movies. New ones, old ones, classics, etc. If you give us a movie, we'll watch it regardless of what it's about; we'll give anything a shot... And if something sucks, we'll make fun of it for half an hour after it goes off; same for if it's good. We always discuss the movie after we finish it: the good & bad parts, camera angles, scenes, colors, everything... We're also interested in the behind the scenes portion too (producing, editing, etc) so when we watch a movie, we literally watch everything about it.

We spend most of our money on movies & food. We'll go to AMC (plug. Pay me) to watch new releases, the dollar movies to catch up on movies that left the theaters, and we'll even rent or pay per view movies sometimes.

So ladies & gents, old people & babies, here is the first blog about movies you should see. I'll put our personal favorites up there. And trust me, if we say it's good, then it's definitely greatt. I'm very picky, so if something is alright then i'm not gonna say that it's good. I'll list new movies that we've just seen, along with older ones that if you haven't seen them, you HAVE to go rent it.

The 1st movie will be 3:10 to Yuma. Just saw it on Sunday. Go to the next blog to read about it.

Love you guys,
Akanke

HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YOU!!!

Saturday 9/15 was Actor's 24th birthday. We had reservations at Madison Grill at 7pm. He woke up & went to hang out with his brothers & cousin while I stayed at home & got ready for the night. I was finishing cutting up his music/movie themed confetti (cuz he really wanted it but Party City was completely out, so I decided to make some for him) I literally hand cut every single confetti. There were about 800 pieces, maybe more; I didn't mind cuz I like cutting stuff anyway, plus I had some free time on me hands.

After finishing the confetti, I ate the Wendy's he brought me, then painted me toes. He loves it when I do french tip. I proceded to make a director's chair out of the bendable, fuzzy thingy (can't remember what it's called) to put on his music/movie cake. I also made a mini version of him to put on the chair with a real cut out picture of his face. He had butter yellowed cake with rainbow chip frosting. I cut the cake to look like a film strip & decorated it with pictures of the things he loved: music notes, guitar, microphone, etc...

As I was putting the finishing touches on the cake, he came home & we started to get dressed. I put on my white spaghetti strapped-knee-length dress with tan flowers & red decorative trim on the bottom. It was gorgeous! I had some tan shoes with red ankle ribbons to tie around. Actor had on some fresh black jeans, black dress shirt & a hot black & silver tie loosely around his neck.

We went to pick up his little brother & headed to the city. We were kinda late, lol. The party started at 7pm & we got there like 7:50. He wanted to be late anyway to make a grand entrance. I got alot of fuss cuz I kept telling everyone to be on time & we ended up being extra late. haha. Oh well... :-p

The restaurant was very nice; adorned with black, white & red colors. We had reservations for 40 so they set up 2 tables of 20 filled with candles on top. There was a whole section to ourselves with drawned red curtains for privacy.

We made our way around the room & introduced everyone to each other, chatted, made jokes... etc. and sat down to order. Blackened hanger steak with steamed broccoli & creamed spinach for me and shrimp & grits for him. He didn't like his food so he sent it back for shrimp & mashed potatoes. I didn't enjoy my food as much either but chewed on it anyway. We all had a blast. Everyone started buying him drinks & before you knew it, he was wasted! lol! He had about 7 glasses, not shots, glasses, of everything from Henesssy to Red-headed sluts. It was great. They even started freestyling at one point.

After a couple of hours we sung happy birthday to him & he opened his presents. His best friend got him a cookie cake & some money folded into a "Versace" outfit. It was cute. His brother got him a brown & tan/greenish sport jacket, his mom got him a black & silver Rocawear watch (he was twisted so was like "It's not on the right time" but turns out he had it upside down. haha.) He opened my present last (he's been waiting to open it for a couple of weeks since I had it at home, securely taped & he couldn't touch it) He finally opened it & saw some black, white & gray Nike low dunks with "Fontaine" on it. He & everyone else loved the shoes. Custom made things are the best!

We all had cake & I got numerous compliments on it. That was the 1st birthday cake that I'd ever made so I'm glad it turned out great. We still have some & I brought it to work today too. It's sooooooooo good :-D

Everyone started to spread & do their own thing, some went to watch the Poker tournament, some to play pool & arcade games, and some to the bar to get wasted... We hung out for a while longer & then went to the studio. His friends love to see him in the booth when he's drunk cuz he's already funny & goofy, but catch him when he's drunk & he's funny & goofy times 50.

He laid down like 20 freestyles to a plethora of beats & had his voice on auto tune sometimes. It was funny as hell! hahaha. Tpayne better watch out! He even got his cousin some booth time & he was ready too. He was all snapping on the track; he's gotten good since we've seen him last.

3 or 4 hours later we headed home. I dropped our friend, his brother, and cousin off & we headed home.

"Thank you baby, I had a great birthday."

You're welcome love. Anything for my boo boo :-)

SAVANNAH BOUND pt. 3

Saturday we woke up to Actor's mom's grits, eggs, sausage & pancakes breakfast (famous family breakfast for yearsss. I didn't eat the pancakes, I don't like pancakes very much, only every once in a while) She cooked ALOTTT of food since there were about 20 people there. lol. It was like a refuge camp.

We ate, then got dressed for the beach (Tybee Island) Well, I guess, technically undressed... The morning started off sunny then the skies turned gray but we were determined to go get us some sand & water! We live in Atlanta, ergooo, no beaches that are decently close by. We headed there anyway & am I glad we did. It was beautiful! We said that we weren't gonna get in the water, but as soon as we got there & laid our towels down, we got in the water. haha. Since it was kind of cloudy, there was an amazing breeze so we weren't hot. The water was salty, yet warm and refreshing. We caught a whole bunch of waves, digged in the sandy water for seashells & other cool things that we could take back & made sand castles. He made a heart at first, which eventually turned into a pyramid. I made a house that turned into a pyramid then morphed into a sombrero. lol. Skills man, Skills.

We played in the water some more, got knocked down by some huge waves, then did it all over again. At one point Actor thought there was a shark & he said "Watch out, come back in." I thought he was warning me of a huge wave cuz that's what we've been doing, so I'm like "I'm straight, I can tough it." "Come in!" (I didn't hear him say shark at all, maybe cuz I'm slow) then I got out of the water. A passerby came up to us & said it wasn's a shark. Turns out it was some dolphins. I wish I could've seen them, I love dolphins.

We headed back to Savannah & went to Golden Corral. Figured we'd give them one more try. The food was great that day. The steak chef was the best! It was perfectly seasoned & was so tender & juicy. Like how the steaks look in those commercials? That's exactly how they tasted. I went back up there like 5 times! Every time that I went up there he just laughed & cut me another piece. One time he saw me coming & started cutting the steak before I even got there. haha. Everything else was delicious too. Golden Corral was a delight that day. Look at me, this sounds like a restaurant review. Well, it gets a 6 out of 5 star for that day :-)

After unbuttoning our pants & driving home enormously full, we hung out with grandma for a while. That night we went to River Street and walked around. Nomatter what's on the schedule for Savannah, we gotta stop by River Street at some point during our visit. It's like a whole 'nother world. Shops galore, seafood filled restaurants, beautiful architectures & landscapes, not to mention the river glistening from the street lights... We made an impromptu stop at the Riverboat store & bought tickets for the last cruise of the night. It was an hour an a half long. That was the first time either one of us had been on a boat so that was an amazing experience. We sipped frozen margaritas & strawberry daiquiries & let the river take its course and swept us into the moonlight. It was beautifullll. Water is so peaceful... We saw all the buildings adjacent to the river, businesses, shops, trees, etc. The ride back was kinda chilly. We decided that we were gonna bring a jacket next time we get on there for the ride back. We also decided that we're gonna take the cruise in the daylight to see what else we can catch. It was an enchanting & romantic night for us. We held hands, kissed, & embraced each other. I love being in his presence. He makes me glow...











The next morning we had a huge breakfast at his aunt's house once more, went to River Street to get some drinks (non-alcoholic of course :-)) & headed back on the road towards Atlanta. Savannah is great, but it sure feels good to be home. Our own apartment, cable, internet... the works. We're not high maintenance people at all, but it sure feels good to have access to lots of technology since we're info/gadget freaks. We went to Golden Corral as soon as we dropped his brother & dad off. Needless to say, we got full & went back home & relaxed for the rest of the day.

Exquisite Savannah, we shall be back soon to enjoy other parts of your beauty & grace...

Love,
Akanke