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Friday, September 21, 2007

IDIOT OF THE DAY



Soooooooo... In addition to my LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION! and HAVE FORK WILL EAT family, I am also adding a series called IDIOT OF THE DAY. Yes, yes, yes. Very so often I think that throughout the day, whether it be at work, in traffic, while shopping & especially while reading the news. I will start to share these moments with you, hopefully in doing so will raise a fundraiser for loudspeakers. These loudspeakers will serve the purpose of turning the switch on & yelling "What the hell are you thinking?!?!" in those idiots' ears. In doing so will, hopefully, snap them back to reality or just out of their stupidness so they can be on a swift & rewarding path towards intelligence & sanity.

Just a few teaser stories:

Subject A: A high school boy & sister get in a fight with another girl. He has a knife & accidentally stabs his sister instead of the other girl.

Subject B: A middle aged lady file taxes using dead people's names. All wired to one account. Needless to say, she got caught.

Subject C: An armed guy robs convenience stores for cigarettes. With a hat on. Nothing else to conceal his identity. Standing ovation for him ladies & gentlemen.

Check back soon for more idiots of the day. Who knows, it could be someone you know...

Love, Akanke

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