KNOCKED UP

Me, Actor & B-Ball saw Knocked Up last night. It was HE. LARE. RE. US. Hilarious for you slow folks. It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOO funnnyyyy. hahahahha. I'm still laughing thinking about the movie. hahahha

Here's the website so you can watch the trailer & all that good stuff: KNOCKED UP

In a nutshell, it's about Ben, (Seth Rogen) a complete slacker who loves to get high with his friends & thinks life is a joke. He meets Alison, (Katherine Heigl) a pretty, career-oriented woman who works for E! Entertainment News. They meet in a club one night, she gets pregnant & it starts from there...

Pretty long for a comedy, but definitely definitely worth the 2 hours 9 min of your time. It was actually deeper & more serious than we thought it would be. It has to be the realest pregnancy journey that I've ever seen: the arguments, hormones, sex, everything was so real & down to earth.

And the comedy? Oh my God!!! There's endless lines after lines after lines. If you're into rude, perverted, off the wall, sometimes don't make any sense type of comedy then this is definitely for you. haha. At certain parts a line would have us laughing SOOOOOOOO hard that I fell face down on the couch laughing, tears rolling down my eyes, to the point that I wasn't even making any more noise. You know I'm laughing hard when I don't even make any more noise.. We were laughin so hard that we missed the next like 12 lines & had to rewind the movie. Yea, it's that funny.

I don't wanna get into details & spoil the movie, just GO RENT IT!!! Did I mention that it was funny?

Alison: I love your curly hair! It's great... do you use product or anything?
Ben: No... I use, uh, Jew it's called.

Pete: Just don't ask me to lend you any money.
Ben: Can I just - have some?

Ben: Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison: You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
Ben: It's doggie style. It's just the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.

Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!

Me --> *Rolls on floor & dies laughing...*